Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Disturbed and Worried.

Hello :)

Interesting things can make a person freak out, like bugs and spiders, but today I'm not talking about bugs and spiders, I'm talking about a man having an erection.

I'm not saying it's wrong for men to have erections (I mean they can't help it), it's just that I find a CERTAIN man having an erection. ( I'm not talking about my dad here people, and I just had a bad mental image of my dad having an erection...I'm gonna puke. )

Today at school (all girls school btw), my friends and I were strolling towards our class when we saw the famous 'perverted teacher' talking to some students (girls. le duh.) and one of my friends pointed out that he had an erection! I mean shouldn't other teachers be worried about a man with a hard-on chatting with some TEENAGE GIRLS?? Who knows what he does after school when everyone's gone?? I was spooked after I realized he really had an erection, after all he is the 'perverted teacher' who randomly smirks, not smiles, at us.

He even tried to talking to me once with that big grin on his tiny head. (crreeeeepyyy)

All my girls (and guys) reading this, please beware of any male (and female) teachers who seem too 'comfortable' around you. (serious sh*t.)

Song of the hour: Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinando

There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did you get an erection?'' If the answer is ''Yes'' from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic. - W.H. Auden
 
 

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Just Here.

Hola! ( I hate spanish btw but love people who speak it. )
Due to the events that happened yesterday, I am currently emotionally drained and stressed. Khadesha is annoying me for the computer right now.( She's signing up on Blogger right now. )
So as of now I have nothing juicy to blog since its only lunch time here at school and I'm starving...

Peace <3

Song of the Day - Uprising by Muse

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied. -Douglas Adams

No pic once again.

Monday, January 24, 2011

One of my many Issues..

Yes, three times today, but hey a lot things happen in one day.
So about sometime today, my so called 'crush' who supposedly 'likes' moi (he got a girlfriend btw) is trying to get my bestie Chloe to give him a BJ. He didn't ask her like "Wanna gimme a bj??", he asked like "I want you and I to go to the beach alone and do some 'stuff' " ( Chloe and I live near the beach and I'm paraphrasing here.) I mean what kinda guy asks the girl he supposedly 'likes' to give him one, gets rejected and then asks her best friend. Talk About STUPID. He asked her (in a text) and he knew I was like right beside her in class because I said "Chloe tell 'him' I said hi." and she did! Guess what? The ass has the nerve to like ignore my hi!! (I'm gonna cut his balls off, I know where he sleeps. He's my neighbor.)
So about 2 minutes ago, I asked him why he asked Chloe to go to the beach with him, and he said " Cuz I haven't seen her in a long while." (again paraphrasing) You IDIOT! The reason why you haven't seen her in a 'while' (Try months.) is because she doesn't want to talk to your ass! Plus she has guy(s) who are worth her time!! And I asked myself, why doesn't he bother to ask his girlfriend who he's so in love with?? So I told the ass to never ever talk to me again, talk about good riddance, too bad my mom likes him, oh well.
So there are now 3 guys in my Top Ass List! :D

Song of the Night : Resistance by Muse

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. - Anonymous

Morning! :D

Good Morning All!
I hate mornings by the way, just to clarify that. I don't get why schools down here choose to start so freaking early in the day, I mean 7:35am is STILL my sleeping time! ( yes I have a sleeping time and its precious to moi ) As of right now I can't feel my toes because of the moody weather here in JA; talk about hot and then cold (Katy Perry I luv you!). I mean normal people would get up at 8 or 9 when its warmer but NOOO, these bimbos want us to get up before the crack of f**king dawn!
I'm sooooo TIRED!!

Anyways onto lighter news! I got my first follower!! yay!
 Thank you Lesley_Gee! <3

Song of the Day: Ours by The Bravery

I hate mornings. They start so early  -- Janet Evanovich

Sunday, January 23, 2011

I'm new so deal with it.

Hey the name's Kari. I'm weird, fun and have a lot of issues. No, seriously I do. My best friends think I have some multiple personality disorder, I think so too. My besties Chloe and Khal are like the sisters my mom gave away when i was younger, ( I have two idiotic brothers ) but whatever, I found them biatch! :D I'm just writing in this blog to tell you guys about my crazy journey so far in this life and please I beg of you comment! If I seem moody, pissed, perky, overly obsessive in my blogs, tell me even though you know that won't change anything.

My Song of the F**king Day! :Check it Out by will.i.am feat Nicki Minaj ( yes i love her :P )


A life without cause is a life without effect. ~Barbarella