Interesting things can make a person freak out, like bugs and spiders, but today I'm not talking about bugs and spiders, I'm talking about a man having an erection.
I'm not saying it's wrong for men to have erections (I mean they can't help it), it's just that I find a CERTAIN man having an erection. ( I'm not talking about my dad here people, and I just had a bad mental image of my dad having an erection...I'm gonna puke. )
Today at school (all girls school btw), my friends and I were strolling towards our class when we saw the famous 'perverted teacher' talking to some students (girls. le duh.) and one of my friends pointed out that he had an erection! I mean shouldn't other teachers be worried about a man with a hard-on chatting with some TEENAGE GIRLS?? Who knows what he does after school when everyone's gone?? I was spooked after I realized he really had an erection, after all he is the 'perverted teacher' who randomly smirks, not smiles, at us.
He even tried to talking to me once with that big grin on his tiny head. (crreeeeepyyy)
All my girls (and guys) reading this, please beware of any male (and female) teachers who seem too 'comfortable' around you. (serious sh*t.)
Song of the hour: Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinando
There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did you get an erection?'' If the answer is ''Yes'' from a majority of the twelve, then the book is pornographic. - W.H. Auden



